A7 D G2  G2 D D2 A7 (x4)
                        A7                                       D
        There's a destination a little up the road
                       G2
        From the habitations and the towns we know
                           G2         D
        A place we saw the lights turn low
        D2         A7
        Jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow

        Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
        Two turntables and a microphone
        Bottles and cans and just clap your hands
        And just clap your hands

                      E2                             E2
                      Where it's at - I got two turntables and a microphone
                      Where it's at - I got two turntables and a microphone
                      Where it's at - I got two turntables and a microphone
                      E2                           (no chord)
                      Where it's at - I got two turntables and a microphone

                                 (no chord)
                                    Take me home in my elevator bones!
                                    That was a good drum break
    (resume)
        Pick yourself up off the side of the road
        With your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones
        Members only, hyponotizers
        Move through the room like ambulance drivers

        Shine your shoes with your microphone blues
        Hirsutes with your parachute flutes
        Passing the dutchie from coast to coast
        Let the man Gary Wilson rock the most

                      Where it's at - I got two turntables and a microphone
                      Where it's at - I got two turntables and a microphone

                            G  E2  G
                                                        E2
                                    What about those who swing both ways? AC-DC's


                                                 A7 D G2                                       G2 D D2 A7
                                                                Let's make it our baby
                                                                                  A7 D G2  G2 D D2 A7 (x3)

                      Where it's at - I got two turntables and a microphone
                      Where it's at - I got two turntables and a microphone

                                    Oh, dear me - Make Out City is a two-horse town

                                                                That's beautiful, Dad

                                                                Get my microphone

    (no chord)
        There's a destination a little up the road
        From the habitations and the towns we know
        A place we saw the lights turn low
        Jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow

        Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
        Two turntables and a microphone
        Bottles and cans and just clap your hands
        And just clap your hands

                  (resume)
                      Where it's at - I got two turntables and a microphone
                      Where it's at - I got two turntables and a microphone...

                                                                                    A7 D G2  G2 D D2 A7
                                                                                       (repeat & scat liberally)