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Heaven is a Halfpipe
OPM
(Capo 1st fret)
D G6 D G6
D G6 D G6 Thing
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
Without the man upon my back
D G6 D G6
Now heaven would be a DJ - spinnin’ dub all night long
And heaven would be just kickin’ back with Jesus packin' my bong
And if you don’t believe in Jesus, then Muhammed or Buddah, too
And while the world is warring we just sit back and laugh at you
Singin'...
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
Without the man upon my back
Now when most people think of heaven they see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer and there’s a sign that says, "Do not skate"
So if you wanna come to my heaven, well we all gonna have a ball
And everyone you know is welcome cause we got no gates or walls
Singin'...
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can’t do shit
Without the man fuckin' with it
Then I got to the gate, pulled out a list that I’d been callin’ fate
I’m sorry friend you can’t come in, you got a list here that doesn’t end
You’re mad cause I smoke dope, you teachin’ any classes in how to cope
I’ll find a place to rest my head, I’d rather be alone now that I’m dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in ‘87
we’ll be bustin’ Christ airs until we get to Heaven
You think I really care that I missed biology
got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you gots to chill
I’m gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills
gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills
Got the skills... got the skills... got the skills... got the skills...
Dsus2 D
~'Heaven is a Halfpipe'~
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
Without the man upon my back
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can’t do shit
Without the man fuckin' with it
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can’t do shit
Without the man fuckin' with it
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can’t do shit
Without the man fuckin' with it
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate...
Copyright 2000
Menace To Sobriety
(Capo 1st fret)
Chords:
D G6 D2 G6 Thing
f ||-2---0---0---000-2-00--
C ||-3---3---3---333-3-33--
G#||-2---0---2---000-0-00--
D#||-0---0---0-------------
A#||-0---2---0-------------
F ||-----3-----------------
I welcome questions, comments, corrections, etc...
Unless noted, all songs are worked out by myself.
michael@cosmic-kitchen.org
https://cosmic-kitchen.com