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         E               A2                       B2               A2               E       A2  B2  A2
       I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block
       And I sit at home looking out the window imagining the world has stopped
       Then in flies a guy who's all dressed up like a Union Jack
       And says, I've won five pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack

                                     E      E/G#        A2          B2
                          I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
                          Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
                          Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
                          D                                       B
                          Don't hang around cause two's a crowd on my cloud, baby
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       The telephone is ringing, I say, "Hi, it's me - who is it there on the line?"
       A voice says, "Hi, hello, how are you?" - well, I guess I'm doin' fine
       He says, "It's 3 a.m., there's too much noise, don't you people ever wanna go to bed?
       Just cause you feel so good, do you have to drive me out of my head?"

                          I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
                          Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
                          Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
                          Don't hang around cause two's a crowd on my cloud, baby

       I was sick and tired, fed up with this and decided to take a drive downtown
       It was so very quiet and peaceful, there was nobody, not a soul around
       I laid myself out, I was so tired and I started to dream
       In the morning the parking tickets were just like a flag stuck on my window screen

                          I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
                          Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
                          Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
                          Don't hang around cause two's a crowd on my cloud, baby

                          I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
                          Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
                          Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
                          Don't hang around cause two's a crowd...